Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. This canâ€™t be happening. Please donâ€™t let this be happening. Anything but this. Butt acne? Fine. Tuberculosis? Not pleasant, but Iâ€™ll take it. Permanent halitosis? Iâ€™ll sign up right this second. But not this. Notâ€”oh, crapâ€”this. Iâ€™m cursed. I mean, Iâ€™m not cursedâ€¦with the curse. In other words, Aunt Flow hasnâ€™t visited me, and I had no time of the month this month.
|Blown Away by Elise Sax|